I live with my Mom’s legal secretary. She’s old as fuck. Like.. 60+ or something.
She has three annoying ass dogs.
A Lhasa Apso.
A Chihuahua hyena looking little shit.
My dog, a beautiful Belgian Shepherd Puppy.
Okay, story time.
I come home and her and her three ugly little shits are int he kitchen with the baby gate closed. My dog is nowhere to be seen.
“I seriously almost killed your dog.”
Her: “The fucker bit my finger!”
Her: “He had Matty” (her ugly pekgenese) “in his mouth! I don’t know what’s wrong with him but he needs to be in Obidient School or something becuase he doesn’t listen to me at all.”
Okay… for one. My dog doesn’t listen to ANYONE else because I don’t want him to listen to anyone else.
Mother trucker, he’s MY DOG. Not yours. He isn’t going to listen to anyone except me! Why the hell do you think I trained him in an entierly different goodness damn language? So the connection between us is stronger and he only understands me, therefore he only listens to ME.
Plus, he is a Shepherd… It’s in their genes to be commited and bonded with one person.
HE doesn’t need obidience training. YOU do.
FYI: It ticks me off like no other when people sit there and “bash” on my dog or threaten him in any way, shape, or form. It infuriates me and for her to say something like that? He is trained down to a ‘T’. He’s nine months old and listens to every goodness damn word I say. He is drop dead obidient and fucking gorgeous.
She says this all… and then calls her dogs to the couch… and they don’t listen to her. They keep barking after she tells them no and don’t respond to her.
Who needs the training? Yeah, not my gorgeous child.
She’s just jealous of my gorgeous, obedient love cub.